Allotment troubles.
Posted on May 29th, 2008 in photo
I’ve only got a little bit of earth. End of last summer I planted impatiens for some end-of-the-year color, and had planned to use the space as an herb garden this spring.
But… Then the aloe plant took off, despite the winter and the sun AND the soil not being as sandy as it usually likes. So I seeded the oregano under a mini greenhouse, buried the garlic bulbs along the back, and put all the rest of the herbs on the windowsill inside until the weather cleared. I figured I was fine, despite the aloe taking a quarter of the box — herbs can choke themselves without too much harm.
But then one of the impatiens came back, because I forgot I can’t kill plants. So I stuck it in the corner of the box, and figured I’d still have half a bed, anyway.
But then someone left a pot with a dead plant under the box that turned out to a) not actually be dead, b) be a fucking strawberry, and c) not an ornamental as I first thought. It hasn’t got enough room, I know that, but it can hang over the side of the box if it comes to that.
And then ALL the oregano took. Thank god you can grow oregano in a thimble, because I’ve got no space to spread it out.
So… the lavender, marjoram, mint, sage, basil, and thyme are living on the window sill for good, which is a bit of a bitch because it’s fine that the marjoram’s already a foot high but the thyme’s a runner…
Yeah, those four spider-plants hiding from the sun were in the one pot in August.
And I kinda still want tomatoes.
June 2nd, 2008 10:26 am
You need to figure out a way to grow beef because you’re pretty close to a meal right there.